Category: Christmas
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The best insanely weird Christmas traditions
A porcelain Kim Jong Un figurine shitting in the nativity manger. A hairy Austrian monster eating children. Santa’s platoon of Black slaves. A Welsh horse skull battle rapping. A non-unionized Arctic toy operation run by a lone obese elderly man. Isn’t Christmas fun?
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‘Die Hard’ is a goddamn Christmas movie
I’ve made the definitive, 10-point final case for “Die Hard” being a Christmas movie. And I tell you where it fits in with my favorite holiday big-screen classics. Feel free to argue but you’re wrong.
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K-tel Presents: A Militant Atheist’s Christmas Playlist
I explain why a godless bohemian libertine like myself loves Christmas and absurd and awesome secular and spiritual holiday music
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